The Pimp Institute - Testimonials

See what Pimp Institute Grads have to say

All these satisfied customers gave up their listed professions to become professional Pimps!

"I used to stay home on weekends. Now I have 11 underage girlfriends! Thanks Pimp Institute!"
-MixerT (formerly Thomas, software engineer)

"I couldn't even get a date before. Now I have gonorrhea AND pubic lice! Know what I call a five-whore day? Slow! Pimp Institute really worked!"
-PDog (formerly Edgar, TV/VCR repairman)

"I really like the pictures of the nekked hoez"
-BabyfaceT (formerly Timmy, elementary school student)

"I'm not a sexy person. I have a hump and my skin peels off in sheets. I thought I'd be in the circus all my life. But thanks to the Pimp Institute, I now own my own whorehouse! Thanks P.I., you really do make dreams come true."
-FlakyQ (formerly Lucifer the Peeling Freak, sideshow freak)

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