We have offices in the greater Seattle and Boston areas, with smaller franchises set up around the country. If you have some of yourself to ply for the love af man, we may have men that are ready to accept your sweet intimacy.

Please bear in mind that, although you may be open minded and free thinking, this is by no means an offer for prostitution. You may wish to entertain at bachelor parties or corporate events only, and if that's the case, please tell us so when you write in. If you're looking to meet men on a one-to-one basis, that's fine too, since our professionals cater to many men who are homosexual, but wish to appear straight at company Christmas parties or summer picnics, amongst other events.

You just have to tell us what you're comfortable with, and what you require for payment. Of course you should also send photographs so we can best understand your value and match you appropriately with our many, varied clients, who range from the CEOs of Fortune-500 companies to the lowest sailor in port for a few days, with a few Saudi Princes thrown in along the way.

So if you've reached your wits end, and you're at the end of your rope, maybe it's time to find the end of our clients' ropes and give them a quick visit. Unlike traditional brokers for such services, we don't demand payments of 50%, 80% or even 100%, but rather allow for a flexible payment range which can allow you to tell us how much you need to make, what services you're willing to offer, and our agents will do the very best to promote you and match you with a client who is caring, compassionate and exceptionally generous.

We may need to meet with you before sending you out to a client in order to insure that you have the skills you claim, and that your photos are current and accurate. If you don't already have photos, we'll be happy to assign a photographer to take a variety of professional publicity to photos of you and your beautiful body, which will be yours to keep whether we reach an agreement or not.

We look forward to talking with you soon.

When emailing, please be sure to indicate what kinds of work you are looking for, and what the minimum (and be honest) and maximum (and be reasonable) amounts of money you require for your services. Shooting too high will leave you alone on weekends, but shooting low means we'll always find you someone to work with. We're as committed to earning you top dollar as we know you're worth it, because we only earn a commission on services rendered, so it's in our best interest to contract you out for the highest rates possible.

Explicit photos preferred, and don't worry about offending us or talking too dirty.

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