Pickup Lines Pimps You don't want to use

Pickup lines pimps DO NOT use

Hey baby, I'm a particle and you're a quantum potential.. can I penetrate your classically forbidden region?

Hey baby, I'm homozygous recessive. Wanna do a test cross?

You look harmonic, can I be your driving force?

In the electrophoresis gel of life, your lane runs all the way to the bottom.

If sex were a fraction, I bet you'd rather be the numerator.

I'd like to integrate you across a surface.

Hey baby, you're a substrate and I'm an enzyme. Wanna test the lock and key model?

My favorite cross product: You Me sin theta.

You're the eigenvector in my matrix of love.

&nYou and me... in parallel or in series?

If beauty were a vector field, you'd have positive divergence.

Every time I see you, 1000 non-ohmic resistors melt in my heart.

In the vector field of love, you've got positive curl EVERYWHERE.

Hey baby, I'm a changing magnetic field. You feel a voltage anywhere?

You know, at low frequencies an inductor is just a long straight hard piece of wire.

You transform my 4-vector like no one else could.

Your dipole moment is pointing up... how about I flip your spin?

My underwear has positive divergence. Wanna see?

Has anyone ever given you an orgasm using the right hand rule?

Your lips are like two equipotential surfaces.

If sexual curiosity were an integral, you'd be indefinite!

You're twist, I'm writhe... wanna interconvert?

Your clothes define a tight function. Is it differentiable everywhere?

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