Ho	Rating	Comments
	NONE	0 Pink Cadillacs This is a GUY. If you tried to pick a ho and got a dude, ain't no hope for yo' ass.
		1/2 Pink Cadillacs Have you looked in the mirror lately? She ain't. But havin' an attorney around might be handy when some punk pops a cap in yo' ass.
		4 Pink Cadillacs If you picked dis ho, give yo'self a pat on da back. She FINE. And by da looks of things, she gets around.
		1 Pink Cadillac She ain't even alive no more. Nice going, necrophiliac. But she was da first female prime minister of India, some dudes get off on that.
		3 1/2 Pink Cadillacs The girl next door? What you thinkin'? This ain't no porn fantasy, this is reality. Plus, she's probably gotta boyfriend gonna kick your ass! Freaky, foxy and dangerous.
		1 Pink Cadillac This ho ain't even human! Still, you got the wool to grab on to. I mean, you could grab on to the wool, if you wanted to. Don't look at me, you the one who clicked it.

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