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Step 3: Get Some Ass - The Art of IZBitch PersuasionSo you're done talking about Wind and Death Heads, and your ho still doesn't know what you're talking about. Now is the time to make your move. But before you open your mouth, first you must enter the mind of the ho:
As you can see, all hoes are bitches. Now we are ready to speak to the ho and procure some ass. If you have ever talked to somebody important, you may think that a polite demeanor is the way to obtain said ass:
Potential Pimp: You have very pretty eyes and I would like to get to know you better. Thus, it is key to understand that hoes don't want compliments, they want to be bitch-slapped. They want to be insulted and told exaclty how little you think of them. They want to be forced into rough, degrading, unprotected sex in uncomfortable positions, ad nauseum.
Now that you understand the theory behind securing ass, here are some real life examples of IZBitch Persuasion in action: The Many Forms of the Bitch Slap
As a wise pimp once said: The secret to getting what you want is making the ho want the same thing. Then you can treat the bitch how you want when her guard is down. Once you can get ass on demand, you're ready to start discriminating among hoes and choose your whores. You're well on your way to Pimpdom!
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Pimp Tip: Don't be worrying about the ho'z feelings or emotions. She gonna scream now, but the bitch will thank your ass later.