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Step 2: Making a Good First Impression - The Foreign AccentSo you're ready to be a pimp. Before you can manage a whole whorehouse, you need to know how to handle a solitary ho. This lesson will teach you how to approach a potential ho, pique her curiosity, and engage in meaningful conversation. Once you master this skill, you'll be ready to pick up women on command.
So if you've ever tried to approach a woman, you know hoes can be quite discerning at times. Thus, it's important to dress well and make a good first impression. Many Pimps-To-Be try pick-up lines. These can be effective if used correctly. However, as a successful pimp you want to differentiate yourself from the crowd. That's where foreign accents come in. Every potential ho loves a foreign accent! But why stop there? Why not even talk in a foreign tongue, like ancient Mayan! Not only is this irrestible, but then it doesn't even matter what you say! So here, exclusively from the Pimp Institute, is a crash course in ancient Mayan: Common Mayan Phrases
So I know what you're asking now: "What if I want to steer the conversation toward more traditional Mayan topics?" Well, worry no further. Here is some traditional Mayan vocabulary for that perfect conversation about crops and Mayan sacrifices. Traditional Mayan Vocabulary
With these tools in your pocket, you are guaranteed to have potential hoes swarming around you, trying to figure out what you're saying. Now all that's left is to start the tapping!
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Pimp Tip: At dis point, don't be worryin' 'bout which ho to engage. You needs da practice. Besides, all hoes da same.