It
is the moment you have all been waiting for. Yes, my man,
you have finally reached the last step in your quest to
reach eternal pimpdom. There is but one last thing you have
to learn before you go out into the world and show off all
of your new pimp skills. Its the most important tool a pimp
will ever use. It's time to learn how to make hot sweet
monkey love.
First
off, you need a woman. A pretty one, preferably. If you
don't have a woman, a dog will suffice. Buy her some roses,
maybe some chocolates, maybe even some bowling gloves. You
know, all the good stuff. Serve some chilled champagne.
At this time, it is not okay to grab her boobies. Begin
to sweet talk her. Tell her that her dress is very becoming
on her (then add that if you were on her, you'd be cumming
too). Kiss her. Start to take off her clothes. At this time,
it is okay to grab her boobies. Caress her, feel every part
of her body.
Good.
You've just made love like a pimp. If you're lucky, she'll
let do you do it doggy style.
Well,
you are now officially a pimp. Congratulations. I permit
you to go outside and start pimpin'. Or, you could be an
even COOLER pimp and go back to laffworks.com to keep checking
out the website. That's where the real pimps are at.
