Sure, there's rewards for playing the game, but it's not all about the high life. There's a lot of work to be done. You've got to keep track of your bitches' productivity. You've got to keep track of the cheddar you're slipping the five-o. You've got to know, in an instant, exactly where your funds are and where they're going. And you sure as hell aren't trusting all this to some cracker accountant.

That's where HappiTec enters the scene, strutting like a bad-ass old-school motherfucker with their new HappiTec PIMP Server, Version 2.0.

Don't take our word for it, PC Playa magazine rates HappiTec PIMP a "best snatch" over Microsoft BackAlley 2000. And industry research firm Velvet & J-Dogg rate PIMP 47% less wack than Oracle HoBase.

When you need to add another ho, there's no need for complicated programming. With HappiTec's Turn-Out Wizard you'll be tracking your bitches' funds in just a few simple clicks.

In today's prostitution industry, security is a major concern, and rightly so. Just think what your rivals could do if they peeped your files. That's why HappiTec PIMP™ has fully integrated Supafly Security™. With 1024 of only the most bad-ass bits encrypting your papers, your secrets will only look like so much wack-ass garbage to any would-be James Bond who wants to snoop your electronic turf. And now, in version 2, Supafly Security™ has been integrated with eCap™ technology for instant retaliation. They mess with your mission critical, and we put them in condition critical, know what I'm saying?

(Note: Supafly Security™ not available outside United States)