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Miracle Diet a Deadly Scam 
Promises of weight loss of up to 10 pounds per week prove true, the drug however, is Salmonella. The makers of All Natural Fish-Thin insist they were unaware of the conflict of interest created by knowingly infecting millions of Americans with the deadly illness. "People wanted to lose weight and we were able to help them. Rib-cracking dry heaves and terminal diarrhea aside I think we did the right thing." A recall was issued following the Supreme Court ruling that Fish-Thin was in fact a weapon of mass destruction, rather than a conventional bonafide natural supplement. In the face of insurmountable civil damages the two founders have successfully bilked the company of all it's assets and relocated to a non-extraditable country under assumed names, where they are working to establish a new and improved weight loss series of supplements including Skinny-Coli, Amoebic Dysen-Thin, and Botulism with Lanolin. Antidote sold separately. For syndication information on this and many more articles, click here. |
